What does a cat have that no other animal has?
Kittens.
What has two heads, four eyes, six legs, and a tail?
A cowboy riding his horse.
What always sleeps with its shoes on?
A Horse.
What is as big as an elephant, but weighs nothing at all?
The shadow of an elephant.
What fur do we get from a Tiger?
As fur away as possible! -
Why do dragons sleep all day?
They like to hunt Knights.
What can honk without a horn?
A goose.
What has a horn but does not honk?
A rhinoceros.
What is the greatest worldwide use of cowhide?
To cover cows.
What two keys can't open any doors?
A Donkey, and a Monkey.
If Mounties 'Always Get Their Man', what do Postmen always get?
Their Mail.
Why is the Mississippi such an unusual river?
Because it has four eyes and it can't even see!
Who is the fastest runner in the whole world?
Adam, because he was the first in the human race.
What is higher without the head, than with it?
A pillow.
Why is an island like the letter T?
Because it's in the middle of water.
When is a chair like an expensive scarf?
When it's Satin.
If everyone bought a white car, what would we have?
A white carnation.
