Knock Knock
Who's there?
Adam!
Adam who?
Adam if I do and adam if I don't!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Adelia!
Adelia who?
Adelia the cards and we'll play snap!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Adlai!
Adlai who?
Adlai a bet on that!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Aesop!
Aesop who?
Aesop I saw a puddy cat!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Alaska!
Alaska who?
Alaska my friendthe question then!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Aida!
Aida who?
Aida lot of sweets and now I've got tummy ache!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Al!
Al who?
Al give you a kiss if you open this door!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Alba!
Alba who?
Alba in the kitchen if you need me!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Albee!
Albee who?
Albee a monkey's uncle!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Albert!
Albert who!
Albert you don't know who this is!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Alberta!
Alberta who!
Alberta'll be over in a minute!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Aldo!
Aldo who?
Aldo anywhere with you!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Alec!
Alec who?
Alec-tricity. Isn't that a shock!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Alec!
Alec who?
Alec my lolly!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Lyndon!
Lyndon who?
Lyndon ear and I'll tell you!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Madame!
Madame who?
Madame foot is caught in the door!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Mae!
Mae who?
Mae be I'll tell you or Mae be I won't!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Omar!
Omar who?
Omar goodness gracious, wrong door!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Omelet!
Omelet who?
Omelet'in you kiss me!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Ooze!
Ooze who?
Ooze in charge round here!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Opera!
Opera who?
Opera-tunity, and you thought opportunity only knocked once!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Tuna!
Tuna who?
Tuna piano and it'll sound better!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Tunis!
Tunis who?
Tunis company, three's a crowd!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Turin!
Turin who?
Turin to a vampire on Halloween!
